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A blog for food, sex, music, the macabre, the beautiful, the strange.

- have photographer that texts you multiple times a day every day about your shoot, poses, the industry, how great you are, etc
- so often that out becomes a nuisance and distracts from daily life
- like morning, non, night, and extremely late
- all hours of the day
- starts getting really tired of explaining you have a life outside of modeling and don’t need to talk to him every single day
- he makes inappropriate allusion to what you must be doing with your boyfriend when it takes you longer than ten minutes to respond to him
- firmly but respectfully asks him never to reference your sex life again because it is highly disrespectful and very inappropriate, and also makes you feel very uncomfortable
- he disappears and doesn’t text you first for three days
- doesn’t plan on texting him until he does it first
- ???????
- profit

Oh god it’s so fucking terrible that people buy you shit. quit bitching and say thank you, don’t be a cunt about it because it isn’t exactly what you expected

ARTIST: Q Lazarus
TRACK: Goodbye Horses
PLAYS: 23,225





Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses

, we still need to get drunk to this song.

Just give me the lipstick and grape vodka and we’ll be good to go

Consider it DONE!