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- have photographer that texts you multiple times a day every day about your shoot, poses, the industry, how great you are, etc
- so often that out becomes a nuisance and distracts from daily life
- like morning, non, night, and extremely late
- all hours of the day
- starts getting really tired of explaining you have a life outside of modeling and don’t need to talk to him every single day
- he makes inappropriate allusion to what you must be doing with your boyfriend when it takes you longer than ten minutes to respond to him
- firmly but respectfully asks him never to reference your sex life again because it is highly disrespectful and very inappropriate, and also makes you feel very uncomfortable
- he disappears and doesn’t text you first for three days
- doesn’t plan on texting him until he does it first
- ???????
- profit